Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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