I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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