I got chris browned last night
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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