Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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