Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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