You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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