FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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