It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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