Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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