For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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