I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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