look no pants
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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