I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm bleeding and have questions
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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