He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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