The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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