69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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