This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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