i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
