maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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