the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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