And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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