But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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