Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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