Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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