IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
PANTIES FOUND
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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