But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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