We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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