My sheets look like a crime scene.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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