: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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