let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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