She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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