Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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