you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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