..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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