if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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