we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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