porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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