im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
i believe in u and ur pee
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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