Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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