i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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