I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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