My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
love makes seman taste better
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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