question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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