drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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