I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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