if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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