id be glad to
I want to make a zoo with you.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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