he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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