Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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