Buhtt sex?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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