he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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