at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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