Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize